TFLN Voice Test for Chris!

1: Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons

2: I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets

3: I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now

4: By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm

5: Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.

6: :Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die